The "Make Women Happy Game"...

Simple Duties
---------------------
- You make sure there's plenty of gas in the car..........+1
- You make sure there are barely enough fumes in the car to make it to the nearest gas station...-1
- You make the bed........................................+1
- You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets.............-1
- You check out a suspicious noise at night................0
- You check out a suspicious noise and it's something.....+5
- You pummel it with a six iron..........................+10
- It's her father........................................-10

Saturday Afternoon
-------------------------------
- You go to the mall together.............................+3
- You go to the mall, drop her off, then park the car.....+4
- You go to the mall, drop her off, then drive to a sporting event...-2
- You spend the day at a wholesale club, buying in bulk...+3
- Most of it snack food for watching football games.......-6
- You tackle a large household project, such as painting the den...+15
- Or adding a second floor...............................+18
- Or setting up a Nerf Ball hoop over the bathroom wastebasket.....-6

A Night At Home
----------------------------
- You watch TV together....................................0
- You rent a movie........................................+1
- You rent a movie and it's SENSE & SENSIBILITY...........+3
- It's SENSE & SENSIBILITY and you stay awake throughout..+5
- It's SENSE & SENSIBILITY and you fall asleep............-1
- It's SENSE & SENSIBILITY and you fall asleep and snore..-2

Driving
----------------
- You lose the directions on a trip.......................-4
- You lose the directions and end up getting lost........-10
- You won't stop and ask for directions..................-15
- You end up getting lost in a bad part of town..........-15
- You get lost in a bad part of town and meet the locals up close and personal...-25
- She finds out you lied about having a blackbelt.......-60

back arrowBack to Previous Page