Subject: Rejection Lines

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean)

10. I do really like you.
(You remind me of Freddy from "Nightmare on Elm Street", but I have a soft charitable spot for sad losers like you.)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(My grand-dad is also interested in chess. Do you want his 'phone number?)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You are the ugliest f**ker I've ever laid eyes on.)

7. My life is too complicated right now.
(I'm seeing three guys right now, double booked two of them for tonight, and in fact actually fancy your best friend, even though he ignores me.)

6. I have a boyfriend/I'm still sort of involved with someone.
(I prefer the X-files and a half gallon of Haagen Dazs.)

5. I don't date men where I work.
(I wouldn't go out with you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me.
(It's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career right now.
(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as this lousy, underpaid job is better than the thought of sleeping with you.)

2. I'm celibate.
(I hugely value good sex, that's why you in particular have no chance.)

...and the NUMERO UNO rejection line, in fact its such a popular line with the gals, they use it to twist the knife even when a man is not really interested (I know its rare boys, but it happens) (and what it actually means)

1. Let's be friends.
(I'm saying this to put you out of your misery, because you seem like the sort of guy who wouldn't be man enough to mention it to me, and even if you don't fancy me, I'm just letting you know that you'd be rejected anyway, so you can feel small and insignificant. Now I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with, something you'll obviously never experience yourself.)

The male perspective on the same issue ...

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean.)

10. I do really like you.
(I think my friends might think you're ugly.)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(I only date women ten years younger than me - and I think you're ugly.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way 
(I can't picture you in tight PVC and stiletto heels - and you're ugly.)

7. My life is too complicated right now.
(I fancy your friend here, she's not so ugly.)

6. I've got a girlfriend/I'm still sort of involved with someone.
(If you believe that would make a difference to a guy, you must be stupid as well as ugly.)

5. I don't date women where I work...
(...when they're ugly.)

4. It's not you, it's me.
(You're ugly.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(I have to think of my reputation at work: you're ugly!)

2. I'm celibate.
(I would be if everyone were as ugly as you.)

...and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means)

1. Let's be friends.
(Maybe when I've drunk a few one night, you'll seem less ugly)

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