Mergers

Here are the new product names resulting from mergers of some well known companies:

Xerox & Wurlitzer:
They're going to make reproductive organs.

Fairchild Electronics & Honeywell Computers:
New company will be called Farewell Honeychild

Polygram Records, Warner Brothers & Keebler:
Poly-Warner-Cracker

WR Grace Co, Fuller Brush Co, Mary Kay Cosmetics & Hale Business Systems:
Hale Mary Fuller Grace

3M & Goodyear:
mmmGood

John Deere & Abitibi-Price:
Deere Abi

Honeywell, Imasco & Home Oil:
Honey, I'm Home

Denison Mines, Alliance & Metal Mining
Mine, All Mine

3M, JC Penney, Canadian Opera Company
3 Penney Opera

Grey Poupon & dockers Pants:
Poupon Pants

Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women:
Knott NOW

Zippo Mfg, Audi, dofasco, Dakota Mining:
Zip Audi Do-Da

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